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The Tiniest Stones that Float
The Tiniest Stones that Float
Hal squinted pausing a moment while his eyes adjusted to the bright light. After a few moments he continued “Well I’ll never forget what an old friend once told me вЂIt’s only the tiniest stones that float.’”
I scratched my head began to reply paused started to reply again but then thought better of it and waited. I waited for Hal to explain what he just said expand on the point or at least shrug his shoulders and laugh but he just stood there looking out over the horizon. Finally unable to bite my tongue any more I asked “Who told you that?”
“An old and wise friend not smart mind you wise.”
“Wise ” I repeated.
“Wise ” he said again seemingly satisfied.
“But…” I stopped seeing Hal hold up his index finger and wag it from side to side.
He crossed his arms and said “It was a stupid thing to say or if you want to be polite a Monty Pythonesque thing to say. You remember the moronic peasant saying…”
“That very small stones would float yes I remember but why…”
“Why would my friend ever say that? Good question it took me some time to truly figure out what he was saying. Actually to be honest I never really figured it out I just liked the statement it seemed so poetic.”
“Okay so we write a poem to your tiny dick ” I said.
“Well to quote my last girlfriend вЂMiniscule cock.’ You see the play on the hard “C” sound? The ka… ka… repeated minis K ule – K ock. She said it just like that as she left me.”
“Bitch.”
“Ah… I probably deserved it I mean I was in bed with her best friend at the time.”
“Oh damn how…”
“It’s a long story ” Hal replied.
“A long story…”
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“A long story about a short dick okay.”
“You’ve got to tell me now.”
“Yeah I figured as much. It’s really not too bad sad maybe in a happy sort of way.”
“Sad in a happy sort of way. Hal exactly how small is your dick?”
“Well to quote an old girlfriend it is вЂminiscule ’” he said with a grin. “Okay okay you get the whole story but you’re paying for lunch today.”
“Lunch it is but you better make it worthwhile.”
“Yeah it is pretty good better than you would expect for a вЂminiscule cocked’ guy such as me. You see I had it pretty well figured out I mean my first few gym classes convinced me of my most obvious shortcoming. I quickly transferred out of gym and joined the band.”
“Wait you’re telling me that if it wasn’t for your tiny cock you would never have taken up the clarinet?”
“Ironic isn’t it.”
“Well for a soloist for the city symphony yes I have to admit it is ironic.”
“Anyway I moved to band hoping it might grow as I did but unfortunately it remained the same. I mean I got a foot and a half taller but it stayed the same. I was fairly popular with my music. I mean it wasn’t like the jocks but I had my moments. Sure the cheerleaders weren’t real interested most of my female friends were the smart ones with glasses. This continued through high school and on into college where in an inspiring fete of intellect I figured out a way to capitalize on my music following without fear of humiliation.”
“In other words you decided to make a move on some of your groupies.”
“Not really groupies just girls who liked my music but more importantly smart girls with glasses who liked my music.”
“Yeah smart girls with glasses and?”
“Here’s the part smart girls with glasses who have never… who have never…”
“Virgins?”
He nodded and as his face lit up with a sly smile he replied “Virgins. You see I figured if I was with a woman who was completely inexperienced she simply wouldn’t know any better.”
“But surely they had brothers or saw pictures or something.”
“Yeah but I figured it would be like those pictures we looked at of women with gargantuan breasts I figured they might think the same about the pictures they saw. For at least a while the big cocked guys were the freaks.”
“Surely they figured it out.”
“Yeah but for a while it would be good. You know I even had some who quickly figured out that the average man was much larger than me come back and thank me.”
“Even after figuring out how small…”
“Yes look at it from the woman’s perspective. They want to do it their body drives them but there is a fear. Imagine an inexperienced woman who has had nothing larger than a tampon inside her suddenly looking down the barrel of a fully engorged cock attached to a hormone crazed male wanting nothing more than to shove his monstrosity into her tiny little opening.
“Well with me they avoided all that. I mean even with the one who called my dick miniscule…”
“The bitch you mean.”
“Look it was really nice with her. I mean when we finally got together I took her out to eat she had some wine and invited me back to her place. She was not my first so I had some confidence.
“Her best friend and roommate was gone so we had the place to ourselves. We started kissing chastely at first but then it grew more passionate. I moved my hand to her breast and just held it there as we continued kissing. Gently squeezing I could feel her body tremble I’m sure in a combination of desire and fear.
“Moving my hand to her blouse I slowly one by one unbuttoned it letting my hand reach in and touch her skin as each button released. Proceeding down the blouse my fingertips touched the soft skin at her neck then down to her cleavage further to her belly and then just above her pants.
“I opened her blouse and placed both hands on her breasts noting that they seemed perfectly proportioned for my hands not too big and not too small. Her eyes were closed but they opened as I moved my hands up and removed her glasses. The thick lenses felt heavy as I gently placed them on a side table.
“She squinted a bit but I quickly moved in and kissed her reaching my hands behind her back and working on her bra. It took a bit of fumbling but when I finally got it unfastened she gasped slightly.
“She helped me pull the bra off and then began unbuttoning my shirt opening it when she finished and pushing her bare breasts against my naked chest. I kissed her mouth a bit more but then I kissed down her neck and onto her breasts. They moved back and forth before me as she breathed. The slight bounce in them as she took each breath was invigorating and I dove in face first feasting on her nipples first the right one and then the left.
“While I consumed her boobs I moved my hand down to her pants awkwardly working my hand beneath the waistband and under her panties. She gasped when I slipped a finger into her wet wet opening. Moving my finger around inside her I could feel the hymen and lightly pressed against it before pushing my finger deep into her cunt.
“She moaned a bit and then timidly moved her hand onto my thigh sliding it slowly toward my crotch. I opened my legs a bit giving her better access to my dick. Finally finding it she gently squeezed it as if afraid she might break it. I reached my free hand down and placed it over hers squeezing her hand over my hard dick.
“I quickly removed my hand from her pants and helped her out of them. I stood up and watched her pull off her panties as I let my pants fall to the floor. Working my jockey shorts over my small erection I dropped them to the floor as well.
“Kneeling between her legs I held my tiny dick and moved closer to her. Even as wet as she was it was a little hard to get inside her because with my hand guiding my cock my forearm was between us preventing me from getting enough penetration. After some difficult maneuvering I pulled my hand from between us and slowly pushed myself into her.
“She winced just a bit but as I felt myself slip quickly inside her her face seemed to ease and she relaxed. I began moving pulling out a bit and then thrusting slowly at first but picking up the pace. I expected her to get more involved as she relaxed but her response surprised me as she began moving pushing up to meet my thrusts moaning as we came together.
“In moments I realized she was coming something that had not happened with the few virgins I had been with before. The thought of her climaxing fired me up and quickly I came too shooting inside her.
“Realizing we didn’t put a towel beneath us I pulled myself out of her expecting a dark stain in the carpet beneath us. I looked at my cock but didn’t see any blood and looked down at her pussy still opened a bit I saw no blood.
“I moved my hand down pushed my finger back into her and discovered that although I stretched the band of tissue there it had not broken. My cock had been small enough to slip inside without tearing the hymen.”
“You didn’t even break it?” I asked.
“No just stretched it a bit. Maybe that’s why she came it didn’t hurt her all that much.”
“Did you ever…”
“Well we did it a number of times after the first one. There was a bit of blood the second time we did it and a little more one time after that but there was never a earth shattering break just a bit of stretching and a few minor tears. We went on making love just about every day for a couple of weeks. During that time I met her best friend another smart girl virgin type.”
“The one you ended up in bed with?”
“Yes but that my friend is another story.”
“Another story? Awww…”
“Another story and another lunch.”